Guest review by Sam and Simon

Picked this up for 3.99 (I think) at Morrisons this morning. It’s billed as being a combination of the “melon and peach” of chardonnay and the “soft fruit” of semillon, and, well, it’s inoffensive.

I think the lack of things that are springing to mind to say about this bottle sums it up: it’s got some flavour, it’s not going to offend anyone (well, assuming you give it to them in a glass), but equally it’s not going to inspire you to walk to the supermarket having split a bottle to get another one.

To sum up, it conures up not much more than “it’s ok, can think of worse ways to spend four quid”.